How Ter Be a Be’er Chess Player
Perthville’s undefeated Chess Champion was earlier spotted through the window of the local Irish pub. As is his ritual, he passed through the establishment en route to his next match.
“After just one Guinness, and a bit of dancing to the local Irish band, even chess is less painful,” said the Champ as he swayed outside the pub, his shirt open almost to his waist.