These elderly Art Critics are transfixed by the street art at Perthville train station, and are at pains to agree on what the graffiti represents.

“Clearly he’s an unseemly chap,” said the man, turning away from the artwork with a grumble. “Some young upstart who works out just so he can go around flexing his muscles at women.”

“This fellow has fantastic abs,” said his wife softly, peering closer than was strictly necessary.