Ever since this Social Commentator discovered Peppa Pig was a leftist feminist, he has been off his game.

He took to rock-climbing to put his work out of his mind, but he failed epically, falling to the bottom of the gorge as his fellow abseilers continued up to the top without him.

“I just haven’t got that upwards mobility I’ve been talking about for years,” he said wistfully, raising his head to the cliff face.

We have not yet identified the man, but we can confirm that he is certainly not Piers Ackerman.