Our Peeping Tom has been cleared of all wrongdoing today as he told of his real purpose in fixing his binoculars on the women’s change-rooms. He was spying on the Diplomat, who was in turn spying on that obliviously naked lady.

Unlike the Peeping Tom, who had the decency to hide himself in shrubbery, the Diplomat does his voyeurism out in the open.

That is the way it should be, argues the Diplomat: “When the peoples of this world start to hide their ulterior motives instead of putting them out in the open, that’s when we run into real conflict.”