A Conman hijacked the Queen’s surfboard today to sweet-talk her into a deal: she hands over her deeds for Buckingham Palace, and in return he gives her a villa right by the river in Perthville.

Mellowed out in the afternoon sun, the Queen agreed.

“We were so shocked to later learn that the man does not own the said villa,” the Queen declared. “However – the upside of the whole matter is we do retain possession of our corgis. And by we what I really mean is me.”