Hostage Negotiator called in as Scouts go feral, demanding cream buns
The hostage crisis at Perthville Ridge Scout Camp entered its second day, as desperate authorities called in Perthville’s leading Hostage Negotiator in a last bid attempt to resolve the impasse.
Furious Scouts rioted, mutinied, rose up and took their Akela hostage, after he ordered them to the showers to wash off a week’s dirt.
“The stench was unbelieveable,” he told Perthville Times’ reporter, before the rampant Scouts confiscated his phone, and tied him in a tent. “They threatened to shave off my moustache, and cover my head with honey ants.”
There are unconfirmed reports that the Scouts are also demanding 100 cream buns.