I Stand Like an Ecowarrior, Demonstrate Like a Champion
We bring you the latest on who the teenage Ecowarrior is that we all spotted at the beach today.
He’s no Havana Brown, but he is the feistiest Ecowarrior on record. Word is he was meant to be out on the ocean with the Sea Shepherd, but missed the boat and had to stay in Perthville.
Yes, he lobbies for locals to take whaling exclusion zones seriously, and spends the rest of his days collecting rubbish.
We also discovered why he has allegedly stockpiled 1,000 tonnes of refuse this year, which he can’t get rid of. He doesn’t believe in landfill.