Our incorrigible Self Help Guru seems to be shopping for accidents. He recently flitted from the burning mansion to that of a shock car crash.

He could be heard remonstrating with the victims through the windows of their vehicles. “Yes, I could help you get out, but that’s hardly the point. You need to have the self-belief, the desire – man, you need to want this – to prove to the world that you can do this alone.”