You’d think that Superwoman might get a tad weary of saving fools who take no personal responsibility. This morning, she was called to the Funfair, when some idiot daredevil climbed to the top of the Ferris Wheel.

But she refused to join the chorus of calls from desperate politicians looking for headlines, who want those saved by emergency personnel to foot the bill, in cases where they’d put themselves in harm’s way.

“I save people. I don’t discriminate. I don’t judge the worth or the unworthy. I save people first, and leave questions of personal responsibility to the ethicists.”

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