The zealous Dean of Perthville’s only university has made the trip up to Ringer’s Ruins to test the site’s potential for a new campus.

“I won’t deny that we’d need to jazz up the infrastructure,” she said, surreptitiously kicking over a sign marked “Danger – Do Not Enter”.

She has already invented a motto for the new campus: sapientiam quærunt de ruinas, or, if you are not fluent in google-translated Latin, “Seek Truth from Ruins”.

“If that motto is the one thing our students take away from their education, I’m a happy woman.”