Perthville’s wealthy media tycoon has torn strips off his employee cameramen who were set up on a bridge apparently filming nothing. In an expletive rich tirade, the tycoon was heard to utter the words “If you film nothing, does that mean I can also pay you nothing?”

The Perthville Times believes strongly that the media tycoon is correct to be angry. The Perthville Times is also owned by the media tycoon.