The Barrister is bringing a whole lot of legality to the fun fair. His favourite ride? The one “that goes up and down, round and round, and side to side.”

He chucked his law books to take on the position of manager of the fair, and intends to trial a few new strategies.

Government policy has till now prevented the fun fair from acquiring adjacent lands, but the articulate Barrister is quietly confident that he can argue the case in a court of law. “Policy, schmolisy.”