Yo, My Name is Mr Me
A local DJ has been spinning discs at the local St Swindels church fete, healthy god-fearing electro beats for all the church going folk. Unfortunately the local priest has not been digging his righteous beats and has banned him from playing at next weeks fete.
The DJ who goes by the name Mr Me refused to speak to the Perthville Times about the incident stating “I’m just hear to buy my brussel sprouts, ok man”.