The Animal Rights Activist is holding fort at the police station.

He is midway through a press conference exposing the real reason behind the explosions at Perthville’s ranch: illegal cloning experiments.

The owners of the ranch, and would-be cloners, are blaming the activist for the explosions, and the Mayor is so far on their side (he does have a financial interest in the ranch.)

The Activist will also give an impromptu interview at the bridge before he moves on to his next campaign: protecting Perthville’s white elephant.

ARRESTS ARE IMMINENT.

But of whom? We do not know.