Cyber-attack on mining giant: well, boo ****ing hoo.
Perthville Cyberfraud Squad are believed to have uncovered an elaborate high tech conspiracy to defraud Perthville mining conglomerate, Rinesoft Prospecting.
An unnamed source confirmed to Perthville Times that the Squad is watching a Hacker and a Spy, and believe a cyber-attack on the company’s accounts is imminent.
The conspirators apparently intend to steal the company’s gold reserves through some kind of computer trickery too complicated to explain here, in order to fund secret operations.