A leading Food Writer from a big city has slammed Perthville’s one restaurant, if the notorious Hot Dog Stand can be dignified with that title.

Her scathing review panned the local dive’s food, service, décor, atmosphere, and hygeine, give it -1 (minus one) stars, and lodging a civil damages claim in Perthville Supreme Court alleging food poisoning.

Read her exclusive feature in tomorrow’s Perthville Sunday Times, about the lack of dining choices in this miserable backwater.