Once upon a time he owned an exclusive boutique on Kings St, Perth, but now he faces financial ruin.

(“Get back in line, mate,” and “Next, please”, would be appropriate responses here.)

Now, though, he’s picking up his tattered designs and offering them to Michelle Obama, who feels she is in dire need of a new outfit for Valentine’s Day.

That’s if her man forgives her for spending so much time up on the Octopus fun fair ride chatting to an Aussie Rules player.