The Nuns of Perthville should consider a career in rally driving.

Earlier today, this Nun, who we can only hope is not the same Nun who wrote off another vehicle yesterday, crashed her car into the local power station.

Crude voices in the community claim that she was seen that very morning at the Barton Arms Courage.

Conspiracists, however, say that she was on a high-speed journey as a member of witness protection. They were extremely specific about that; but, as we all know, the more specific a lie, the better it sounds.

Maybe she isn’t a Nun after all.