Now is not the happiest time in Australian history to be a Shock Jock.

This one is trying to atone for the sins of his forebears by performing some community service and reporting simultaneously.

Broadcasting live about the Child Activist who is up the tree, he is also sneaking that same Child Activist (who, to the best of public knowledge, is a vegetarian), hot dogs from the hot dog stand.

Scandal.

The temptation to reveal this child’s meat-eating tendencies may get the better of the Shock Jock in the end, but for now, applaud him. He is just being a decent guy.