Security at Perthville’s mine was beefed up today when the site manager noticed his keys and several important codes were missing.

The mine manager has employed a Bodyguard to stay with him 24/7 to make sure no hackers or spies break in, but the chemistry is just not right between them.

“But if I were sitting in a snow-covered field, and had the voice of an angel?” asked the mine manager.

“Yeah, then you’d be irresistible,” agreed the Bodyguard.