What is in those sea containers? They sit there for so long in silence, giving nothing away.

Many a commuter has asked themselves this question as they drive into Fremantle, but this spy could tell them, if he were not sworn to secrecy.

“I say this under the greatest and most intense level of confidentiality,” he whispered to The Perthville Times reporter we sent to get the scoop from him. “I’m waiting to catch industrialists in the act of looting treasure from higher up the hill.”

“That’s right. I’m here to carry out a Sting operation.”