At first they thought they had nothing in common. One plays tennis for a living; the other, the guitar.

But then it hit them: strings.

“Granted, the frequency of strings on a racquet is higher than on an acoustic guitar,” said the Musician. “But it’s still a freaky coincidence. I said, mate, we could earn money out of this! It’s like Twins all over again!”

The Musician, who works as a music teacher, wants to help the Pro Tennis Player raise money for the new school, and they are determined to exploit their resemblance to each other to the max.

How, The Perthville Times knows not. But they’ll figure it out.