When she appeared at the crash scene her hands were bloodied and her hair windswept.

But it did not take long for this Nurse to prove she was guilt-free.

“I noticed yesterday that the Vampire had stockpiled blood bags from previous killings of ambos,” she said by way of explanation. “So I stole the blood back from her.”

The nurse donated the blood to injured victims of the car accident.

“Now I would like my medal from the mayor,” the Nurse said, as she waited at the town centre and was serenaded by a marching band. “When I was told I’d be posted out to Perthville, thieving from vampires was never on the table.”