A Martial Arts Expert, a Sumo Wrestler and a Chess Champion walk into a bar.

Does there even need to be a story?

Probably not, but here we go anyway:

A Martial Arts Expert, a Sumo Wrestler and a Chess Champion walk into a bar to celebrate the inaugural Perthville Games. The motto for these Games will be “brainier, brawnier, beautifuller [sic]”

The three athletes (we can afford to be kind to the Chess Champion) are discussing location, and have settled on the hill near the coup-staging Senator, who is about to be taken down by the Sumo Wrestler.

“Let the games begin,” said the Chess Champion. “once we have built a stadium.”