Brainier, Brawnier, Beautifuller [sic]
A Martial Arts Expert, a Sumo Wrestler and a Chess Champion walk into a bar.
Does there even need to be a story?
Probably not, but here we go anyway:
A Martial Arts Expert, a Sumo Wrestler and a Chess Champion walk into a bar to celebrate the inaugural Perthville Games. The motto for these Games will be “brainier, brawnier, beautifuller [sic]”
The three athletes (we can afford to be kind to the Chess Champion) are discussing location, and have settled on the hill near the coup-staging Senator, who is about to be taken down by the Sumo Wrestler.
“Let the games begin,” said the Chess Champion. “once we have built a stadium.”