No, Marie Antoinette never told anyone to eat cake. Ever.

“Let the Queen Eat Cake” is the new catch-cry of those who are rallying behind the Senator today to bring down the monarchy in Perthville. The rebels boldly chose the police station as their starting point for the riot this afternoon.

Usually the Queen does not meddle too much in Perthvillian affairs. She is a mere figurehead; someone to adore, supposedly. But now the Senator is mobilising the religious right, her traditional support base, against the Queen.

And no amount of pineapple upside-down cake is going to save her now.