These guys in green should strike intimidation into any rebels involved in Perthville’s latest riot.

Led by the Three Star General, the dudes in khaki have just disembarked from a speedy train ride, and are ready to work together with Police to rein in the rogue Senator.

“I’ve had a crush on the Queen all my life,” admitted the blushing General. “We must protect her -English roses are such delicate, fragile things.”