This Public Relations Expert is one of those cute people who stash hundreds of their business cards on their person to take around with them wherever they go.

She heard that someone died at the crash in Perthville, and was one of the first to offer her help, as an able-bodied and loud-voiced woman, to the victims.

But those shrewd victims, injured as they were, declined her services, sure that she was working as a double agent to pass information to the press.

“Allow me to take all media calls, and be the spokesperson for you in your grief!” the PR Expert called out to them as she chased after their departing ambulance.