The Unreality of Reality TV
For the last three days, Perthville’s residents have been wondering who the celebrity owners of the burning mansion really were.
Today The Perthville Times can tell you, although it’s not as much of a scandal as we would like it to be: the house belongs to the Reality TV Stars.
The pair assumed front and centre position outside their perennially burning home, and began giving interviews with gusto this morning.
Both stars appear to be relishing the publicity, so we ask you – could they in fact have started the fire?