This DJ wanted just three simple wishes granted by the Genie up the tree:

1. unlimited street dance parties – bit obvious, but OK.

2. unlimited wealth – greedy, but OK.

3. unlimited wishes – NAH, no way, she said.

The Genie shouldn’t have said a word, because the discontented DJ climbed the tree and pushed her out.

“Next time, just do the traditional ‘your wish is my command’ thing,” he told her angrily.