You Spin Me Round Like a Rogue Ferris Wheel
The Giant Woman has found a new calling, and something to distract her from the disappearance of her pet, the white elephant.
She is rescuing people from the Ferris wheel, which is operating at a most unnatural speed.
Only she can reach them! Only she!
“The upside of being a Giant Woman,” she explained, “is that you always have friends in high places.”