This game could only be called a TAIKWONSUMO Challenge. The Sumo Wrestler and the Martial Arts Expert are competing for their honour, and their lives.

Read carefully, because this next part is complicated.

The Sumo Wrestler is the bigger of the two, but is also the cleverer. He takes out a piece of sugar and rubs it all over the Martial Arts Expert’s face. Then a horse comes along, deus ex machina style, and bites the other guy’s face off.

Nifty.

Except (epilogue), the horse gets sick from eating the Martial Arts Expert’s face, and later dies.

The Sumo Wrestler is disqualified for his tactics, so the faceless man wins, and says:

“In yo face, Sumo Wrestler.”