BREAKING NEWS: AUTHORITIES WARN, WATER UNSAFE TO DRINK! (Evian still ok though)
In an extraordinary development on the toxic leak story reported recently in the Perthville Times it appears that a local shock jock has blown open this scandal on his daily program.
It still is not clear who the source of the leak is, or how fatal this poisoning of the towns water supply will be, but the shock jock is adamant that whatever happens, he wants everyone to know that he was the one who broke the story. Him.
The Perthville Times has gained information from authorities to steer clear of water. Cups of tea are probably still ok though.