Desirable Woman + Draped Over Vehicle = True Love
When a man falls in love, he falls hard. This one fell from a bridge into the ocean, and swam to his love object: a pretty girl on a catamaran.
“Girls just look better on catamarans,” he said to himself as he swam to her. “I don’t know, it’s just that desirable woman + vehicle thing they use in advertising. Works on me every time.”