EDITORIAL CORRECTION: Our Coverage of the Fire Was Slash and Burn
Forget everything you ever knew about the fire in Perthville.
We at The Perthville Times printed hours ago that the fire was lit by the Mystery Shopper, but a brilliant Child Detective has just proved us wrong.
The child discovered that the Investigative Journalist, who was working freelance for us, started the celebrity fire because it was a slow news week.
Yes, it has been a slow news week, and now here we are writing an article about ourselves.