If I’m the Paper, You’re the Sparkin’ Firey
The Mystery Shopper lit a flame in a fireman’s heart, and now nothing remains.
The Investigative Journalist took it upon himself to call the police after he heard the Shopper humming a certain Aussie classic, and put two and two together. The alleged culprit will be tried in court later this month.
Innocent until proven guilty, but she should really stop whistling Farnham under her breath.