The University of Perthville at Ringer’s Ruins is a flourishing institution.

“Holding classes within an ancient castle has been done successfully before,” said the University Dean. “So we’re confident that we too can unlock the magic within the ruins, which will help our students learn at rapid rates.”

The University Dean’s power is apparently unchecked: she has just raised tuition fees by a long margin, and is now at the real estate agent, browsing for a new house for herself.

Where is the Senate Committee of Perthville University when you need them?