Plays Like a Girl
Our Tennis Player did not feel he was getting adequate attention on the ATP tour, so has been moonlighting on the WTA. He’s been winning big as a female tennis pro, and his trickery has just been uncovered so he will no longer be allowed to compete against women.
The principal of Perthville’s school pulled the plug on fundraising for the tennis court which was to honour the Tennis Player, and now the player is threatening to leave town.