Prodigiously Unbalanced
Perthville’s heir to basketball royalty lost it completely today when he saw the Sports Psychologist his coach referred him.
The Psych was called in to help our Basketball Prodigy deal with anger issues, like throwing basketballs at people’s heads at close range. The kid’s response was sophisticated – he threw a basketball at the Psych’s head.
Not deterred, the shrink dodged the bullet-like, head-high throw and caught the ball. The Prodigy wanted his ball back, but she said, ‘no way – unless you do regular therapy with my large team of specialists.’
The Prodigy was last seen in the town’s sports store buying every remaining basketball.