Defence Lawyer Says You Only Litigate Once
The Defence Lawyer was photographed next to the Pope on the bridge, asking for some advice. He’s been thinking about robbing a bank (the lawyer, obviously, not the Pope), as he wants to know what it’s like to be on the other side after years of defending criminals.
“It’s on my bucket list,” the lawyer told the Pope. “I know I gotta keep it as holy as possible. Won’t kill nobody, won’t swear, no blood, and I’m gonna wear white.”
The Pope is not thrilled with this assessment of “holy”.