The Forensic Accountant was found knee-deep in toxic sludge at the river. He claims he was just investigating for his own purposes, but the police swooped down on him and accused him of fraud causing a toxic sludge crisis (TSC).

He escaped from the scene of the crime up the road, but is waiting in a nook to keep an eye on police, who he does not trust, and who he believes will arrest him.

The real culprit, then?

“It’s between Fannie and Freddie, every time,” the Forensic Accountant said.