Jackie Onassis’ heart, for instance.

Michelle Obama, who is currently going incognito at the Scouts Camp, is miffed by the President’s absence. He said he was just going windsurfing, and that feels like weeks ago.

Of course, she doesn’t know that he has been weightlifting the world on his shoulders, falling out of planes, and saving babies. All she knows is that he hasn’t given her much attention recently. And that he’ll get an earful when he comes home.