Nude is the New Black
Perthvilles fashion designer, after designing a dress for valentines day for the first lady, has taken a nudist as a client.
The nudist resisted at first but due to increasing crime rates, was convinced she should actually get dressed.
What did he dress her in? A Pantsuit. Hipster, Classy, and stylish.
Conspiracy theorists have begun to speculate that the reason she was nude in the first place was to get the fashion designers attention.
“Stay sassy”, she said to him