This Florist filched flowers from a farm, and the Farmer fought the whole flower fraternity to forbid her from further fleecing.

It’s not meant to be a tongue-twister – it just happened in Perthville today, that’s all.

She might have remained, a wilting flower, against the wall, but our Florist is not content with being a mere decoration. She flew instead to the hostage situation to furnish them flowers as a peace offering.