Santa’s Slayer
The Investigative Journalist was languishing at the hostage situation, which was taking dramatic turns every few seconds and exhausting his roving mind.
He changed his mind about covering breaking news, and decided to go for a softer target: Santa.
“Someone needs to ask Santa the hard questions about why he still has a full sleigh of presents with him in February,” said the Investigative Journalist as he strode away from the hostage crisis.