Smelly Sheep Deserve Baaaaaad Press, Says PR Expert
The Public Relations Expert has gone into crisis mode after hearing that Perthville’s boy scouts are getting bad press (they are being blamed for the toxic sludge crisis (TSC)). She went on a search for a new scapegoat.
The sheep of Greystones Farm were just sitting there, stinky, so the PR Expert chose them.
And yes, she’s giving them baaaaaad press.
Forgive us for the onomatopoeia, all right? We know how baaaaad it is.