The Preschool Teacher stormed Greystones Farm today to find that children were being forced to work as roustabouts in the stables at the expense of an education.

Now that Perthville’s new school is up and running, she demanded that the children be sent there instead.

“I’m not strictly against manual labour, which research proves is character-building,” she said, “but I’d rather build characters who can also read and write.”