Uncanny Granny Bitten on Fanny by Nanny
A top notch nanny decided today to tempt fate from the pun-Gods and go walking in a field full of goats. As luck would have it, those same Gods smiled widely upon us as she got bitten by a nanny goat.
Now our ertswhile Editor can indeed write a title for this article of great wit and power.
FYI – the nanny was fine.
She’s going for a walk.
And was attacked by a ‘kid’ (goat)
She’s thinking of claiming workers comp.