The Bride, who we all thought to be an innocent lass, just turned out to be Miley Cyrus, i.e. not an innocent lass after all.

The Paparazzi have landed on the fun fair like fleas, and this member of the press is taking a photo of the Bride. She appears to have lost her mind and is preventing fairgoers from getting on rides unless they marry her.

She broke up with her husband after she found out he was having an affair, decided she would not take her own life, and now would like to found a new husband before curfew.

Her first husband, say those who know, was either Liam Hemsworth, George Washington, or Bruno Mars.

Why are her potential second husbands rejecting her – do we even need to ask?