Football Player Mounts Moving Train to Escape Hijacked Plane – They Say He’s Offside
The offside rule. Not even the players themselves understand it.
Evidently this Football Player doesn’t, or he wouldn’t have tried to flee his hijacked plane and leap onto the top of a moving train in contravention of the rule.
“It’s fine to be a fugitive, but getting yourself into an offside position is inexcusable,” the Player said.