He Saw a UFO But Nobody Believes Him
Perthville’s Astronomer duly informed the government when he saw Martians through his telescope who were about to attack him. And he earnestly petitioned the government for funds to build a death star.
A source close to the government said today the Astronomer was given a fair hearing. However, this source advises that policy constraints on funding mean the government does not ordinarily advance money to build death stars to laser whole planets, let alone a spaceship of alien visitors; and does not ordinarily provide anything much to daydreamers who see little green men everywhere.
To the disadvantage of our Astronomer, no government reps have seen Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope; the one in which the first death star surfaced, or any of the episodes in the series for that matter.